nancy: i didnt actually kill me, or have him killed, i'm saying that if he'd never met me he would still be alive.

andy: hey, listen. i taught stephanie cooper how to give head. she died when a guy she was blowin' drove into a swamp. doesn't mean i killed her, it means i was a great teacher and he was a bad driver, and the alligators were hungry.

weeds is just fuckin' awesome.